No, hear me out! I This will actually work! All you liberal, coastal elites who were born out here in small town flyover country? JUST COME HOME! Buy yourself a freakin' lake house for what your 1 bedroom in Brooklyn costs! Your Mom WANTS to keep the kids, and your sister will help sometimes, too! And most important, they can't gerrymander us if we're everywhere!⁠
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THIS is the Grand Unified Theory of saving democracy! Just Move Back to Your Damned Hometown!